Match report
Hungover. 10am kick-off. Not enough subs.
Dark roast. 1kg. Whole bean only.
Strong. Cheap. Unforgiving. A kilo of dark roast in a kraft bag, for people who drink coffee by the pot and don't want to talk about it.
Team sheet
The Sunday League- Formation
- Eleven, if everyone turns up.
- Up front
- Burnt sugar, cocoa.
- At the back
- Bitter. Honest.
- Pace
- Flat out, then nothing.
- Flair
- No.
- Set pieces
- Cafetière, big filter machine, flask.
Pre-match routine
- 1Grind it yourself. It's whole bean. That's the deal.
- 260g per litre. Water off the boil.
- 3Four minutes. Pour. Get on with it.
