Match report
Two weeks of nothing. Decaf, obviously.
Decaf. 250g.
Friendlies nobody asked for. Decaf that still tastes like coffee, still gets you through the fortnight.
Team sheet
The International Break- Formation
- Experimental. Three debutants.
- Up front
- Caramel, hazelnut.
- At the back
- Soft, sweet, over by the second half.
- Pace
- Walking.
- Flair
- Saving it for the league.
- Set pieces
- Cafetière, filter, any time after nine.
Pre-match routine
- 118g coffee, 300ml water just off the boil.
- 2Four minutes. Don't touch it.
- 3Plunge. Kettle off. Boots on.
