Match report
For the man who turns up in the shin pads.
Medium roast. 250g.
The flagship. Balanced, dependable, plays every week. Chocolate, a bit of toffee, no drama. If you only buy one bag, it's this one.
Team sheet
The Full Kit- Formation
- 4-4-2. Nothing clever.
- Up front
- Milk chocolate, toffee.
- At the back
- Brown sugar, a clean finish.
- Pace
- Medium.
- Flair
- Enough.
- Set pieces
- Cafetière, filter, espresso. Takes milk.
Pre-match routine
- 118g coffee, 300ml water just off the boil.
- 2Four minutes. Don't touch it.
- 3Plunge. Kettle off. Boots on.
